The Breakfast of Champions

While I was preparing breakfast for Piper this morning,

she was rummaging around in our pantry.

Here's what she chose for breakfast.

I. Don't. Think. So.

xo

What do you mean I can't have this for breakfast?
I'm not sure I understand what 'no' means today.

Wellll... how about I just use it as dip??
I could 'dip, dip, dip' my mango in this!!

I'll pretend I don't know what that word you're saying means.
If I think I'm drinking out of this unopened can, then who are you to tell me I'm not.